About me I’m 50, female, married, 2 children. Nothing to write home about but started to write 16 years ago about my long term illness, then life and my continuing illness took over. Now out of work through ill health I hope to tell the story. Bowel problems at this point people normally stop listening or change the subject. I have got the funniest tails to tell and some lowest times to tell. I hope I finish it, as it will help others in my situation to laugh, cry and to have hope. Sorry just to make you laugh, have any of you stood in a doorway of an empty shop to relieve the most excruciating itchy and sore butt. No! I did only to find three works on hands and knees behind the counter in fits of laughter when I turned around. I was 21 at the time, down hill from then heheheh.