Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. What, you mean you haven't heard? Well, I guess it is really obscure. Not mine, got it from the interwebs.
Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb. A: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb.
Haha! I remember one similar to that. Q: How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It takes one Saiyan approximately 16 episodes.
What do you tell a hiddennovelist with two black eyes? Spoiler Nothin' you haven't already told her twice! *raises fist*
I love Monk! I want to share another joke, but I dont know if it's allowed. *sigh* Well, can we settle for another blonde joke? There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
^ I like it. I've got a blonde joke, but this one's a tad nasty. :redface: Spoiler A blonde girl was walking towards a set of train tracks, and noticed a brunette hopping side to side over the tracks, each time muttering "Fifty-one, fifty-one, fifty-one..." The blonde thought this must be fun, so she copied the brunette's actions. A couple of minutes later, the blonde noticed a train on the horizon, but as the brunette continued, she figured this must be part of the game and carried on. She began to worry as the train got closer, but continued. A millisecond before the train hit, the brunette leapt out of the way, and the blonde girl was taken out by the locomotive. The brunette picked herself up, waited for the train to pass and carried on hopping, muttering: "Fifty-two, fifty-two, fifty-two..."
Another blonde joke: A guy decides to bring his blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked it. The blonde replies, "Oh, it was great, but there was one thing I didn't understand." "What didn't you understand?" asks the guy. "Well," says the blonde, "at the beginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to decide who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game, everybody was yelling 'Get the quarter back, get the quarter back.' So I thought to myself, gosh, it's just a quarter!"
HAHAHA I love it, Rob. Those are some good blonde jokes, too. I'm going to pass them on to my sister. *snickers* She hates blonde jokes.
I am actually blonde, too, and me and two of my best friends are the only blondes of our entire posse at school. Guess who gets made fun of? It doesn't bother me, though. It's hilarious. Better than Polish jokes. Actually, I'm part Polish too, just a teeny bit on my mom's side. So I get to be the subject of blonde AND Polish jokes. Great.
Another one: A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
