I have a very very very strange idea. Citizenship Man. He wears armor of made of clipboards. His cape his a dress shirt and his shoes belong to a superman halloween costume. He even wears a name tag with his real name and yet no one knows who he is. He is citizenship man. He helps you white your butt when you can't. He helps you when the coworkers eat your lunch. He helps you shop and he saves the world from paper jams. Has this done before? And is this to weird?