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    My prescription label

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jack Asher, Nov 6, 2014.

    I've been ordering my meth prescription off of my provider's website for several months now. Early on I discovered that there was an entry box for special instruction (255 characters).

    My fist special instructions were:
    Give a huge to the person closest to you

    then:
    • Write the names of your siblings on a piece of paper. Tell no one.
    • Tell the next person that says your name, "I love you"
    • Fill this prescription using only your left hand. Or if left handed do it while humming The Star Spangled banner
    • Please fill using only the finest green M&Ms
    This last time I was feeling disheartened. None of the pharmacy techs were commenting, I didn't know if anyone was laughing or if I was just firing jokes into the darkness. So this last one was "Please apply the label to the bottle upside down"

    My prescription bottle has to be on its cap to read the label. Someone is listening.

    Edited to add: I think the next one will be "The next time you consider checking facebook call your mother instead"
     
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