Never reboil water

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  1. Aaron Smith

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    Don't have sex with a horse.

    According to the law it falls under indecent public exposure.
     
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    This shit is so fucking old. The nomenclature you're using is specifically for transitional metal/non-metal mixtures. Since water doesn't have any transitional metals, this system shouldn't be used.

    It's oxidane. The actual scientific name for water is oxidane, and you look like an idiot using anything else.
     
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    Dihydrogen monoxide is also the leading cause of wet blankets.
     
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    Really? I thought baby piss was.
     
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    We must never judge others, because the Bible teaches that those who judge will themselves be judged and we don't want to go to Hell like they will.

    If that were true, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation wouldn't save lives.

    Atmosphere: 21% oxygen, 1% carbon dioxide
    Human exhalation: 18% oxygen, 4% carbon dioxide

    Hope this helps you sleep better.
     
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    I'm aware of the facts.

    If logic could cure anxiety and phobias, psychology and psychiatry wouldn't be professions. Lol. :D
     
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    or, as I like to say:

    That's the thing about irrational fears. They're irrational.
     
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    It's very rational for a rash person to be irrational.
     
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    It makes sense to them, of course.
     
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    It never did Catherine The Great much good either!
     
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    Never pee on an electric fence -

    Never attempt to join the mile high club with yourself (it doesn't count)
     
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    Actually, often it doesn't make sense. That's kinda the point. They know it makes no sense but need to do it anyway.
     
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    Well yes, but there is a part of their brain that's convinced that it makes total sense.

    Take me, for instance. I have an irrational fear of roaches. Logically, I know they're harmless, I know they can't bite me and don't want to bite me, but my fear tells me otherwise and I have a freakout and have to leave the room when I see just one (1) roach.
     
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    Hubs is the same with moths. Give him anything else and he will happily deal with it, he often chases the kids with spiders but if there's a moth in the house, he will run screaming like a girl and lock himself out until I've dealt with it.
     
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    Hate to break it to you dude but fuck yes cockroaches can bite.
     
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    Now you've ruined his life...
     
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    :cry:

    (Hides in bunker)
     
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    Ya had to tell him, dint' 'cha? Ya rotten bugger!
    :-D
     
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    *stalks*

    muwahahahahahahaa

    Be alert, not alarmed!!
    Forewarned is forearmed!!
    I'm a poet and I know it.

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    Very punny.
     
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    PMSL!

    :superlaugh:
     
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