Metropolitan Police finally tell the truth and show an iota of competence and integrity when they finally released a 78 year old grandmother who was arrested last month for knitting in the park. A young boy and rabbit were travelling incognito...
A young boy and rabbit were travelling incognito to Easter Island before being stopped by security at the O'Hare International Airport. Famous Rapper found dead...
T1p2 - O'Hare Airport....very funny!!! Studies Show Fruit Fly will mate only when papparazzi is present. Three members of the same family were seen running in their pyjamas.......
Three members of the same family were seen running in their pyjamas....... away from Goldilocks. Scientists claim there is life on...
Scientists claim there is life on the back of the frog sitting on the bump of the log at the bottom of the hole in the middle of the sea. Terror struck the small town of...
Terror struck the small town of Night Soil, where the main sewage line broke and flooded library. President relies on support from....
"Long lost castaway found off the coast of Sri Lanka after 8 years surviving on a remote island." Asked why it took so long to find her, she said, "Because I didn't want to be found, damnit!" An American national, she is being brought back to the states to her chagrin, and her family's delight. "An unprecedented breakthrough in the field of neuroscience, eminent scientists recently announced that...."
An unprecedented breakthrough in the field of neuroscience, eminent scientists recently announced that PETA really stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. "Flip-Cup-Frenzy causes two deaths in..."
Bill Gates decided to quit computer sciences all together as he worries the aliens might catch up with his latest technology and take it all away from him and planet earth. as Big Ben stroked twelve.....
As Big Ben stroked twelve, it gave out a girlish giggle. Oh, did you mean struck twelve? After his book tour in The Bible Belt of the US, unrepentent bastard Tony Blair...
lol yes I always get them confused..lol I like your line very funny...haha after his book tour in the bible belt of the us, unrepentent bastard Tony Blair decided that he would write a book and call it ''sleepy america in the wake of the crunch' the shiny falshy lights spotted above the high skies of L.A...
lol yes I always get them confused..lol I like your line very funny...haha after his book tour in the bible belt of the us, unrepentent bastard Tony Blair decided that he would write a book and call it ''sleepy america in the wake of the crunch' the shiny falshy lights spotted above the high skies of L.A...
The shiny flashy lights lights spotted above the high skies of L.A. turned out to be the beacon for Gay Batman; Los Angeles' answer to a superhero for modernity's ills. After a pregnant single teenage mum was found to be an illegal immigrant, amongst other tantalising circumstances that the right-wing press love to whinge about, the horrified knuckle-draggers at the Daily Mail whipped out an unsurprising headline of...
After a pregnant single teenage mum was found to be an illegal immigrant, amongst other tantalising circumstances that the right-wing press love to whinge about, the horrified knuckle-draggers at the Daily Mail whipped out an unsurprising headline that all immigrant are to be checked against the fluency if the English Language to be able to stay in Britain. The rumours behind the Illuminati conspiaracy theory is found to be..
The rumours behind the Illuminati conspiaracy theory is found to be..really the ravings of uneducated refrigerator mechanics. The latest trend in shoe manufacturing shows that.................
the latest trend in shoe manufacturing shows that they are one size too small. In the wake of the morning strike many red cars...
In the wake of the morning strike many red cars... were seen without drivers doing wheelies on the runway of the National Airport. A poll shows that people who dye their hair purple...
A poll shows that people who dye their hair purple tend to have an inexplicable preference for grape-flavoured drinks. Seizing the opportunity, beverage vendors are now bombarding hair salons with grape-sodas, to the ire of the highly competitive orange-soda industry whose marketting campaign has, in the last few weeks, become heavily targeted towards people who dye their hair orange. "With the recent banning of spray-on-tans as carcinogenic last week, the "Spray-on-Tan Industry Association" announced that..."
cleo this hilarious haha In the wake of the morning strike many red cars... were seen without drivers doing wheelies on the runway of the National Airport With the recent banning of spray-on-tans as carcinogenic last week, the "Spray-on-Tan Industry Association" announced that all pale looking people must, as part of their five a day sit themselves outside with the sun at three times a week. during the morning of the rush hour, the shops with shiny shop windows were....
Thanks Cacian, you're pretty funny yourself!! during the morning of the rush hour, the shops with shiny shop windows were....encouraged to put bird seed in the front window display section. The shopkeeper who collected the most stunned/dead birds was the winner of a self sailing yacht trip around the world, including an unlimted supply of guacamole.
not at all.. A higschool canteen cook was fired for giving out the wrong shaped tomoatoes for free. As the day wore on it was obvious that ....
