I just signed up for this site and every page is annoying the heck out of me to, "Why not make your first post today by saying hello to our community..." Well helloooo community... However, since I'm already here and my fingers appear to be moving I might as well take advantage of it. I would like to post some short stories that were violently regurgitated out of my head and onto this computer. I’ve had a few of my friends read some of my junk and they tell me they think it’s funny. Odd, stupid, not even close to politically correct, but evidently maybe a little humorous. However I tell these same individuals how much their friendship truly means to me and how much I honor their opinion. In reality I’m usually just trying to get someone to foot the dinner bill. So, I’ll put something on here and if anyone even reads it then I’ll take that as a plus. If someone reads it and makes a comment then even better. If it’s a positive comment then that means either they are high or there are some seriously lonely people out there willing to have a virtual conversation about a piece of crap story. I guess I’ll find out.