Pathetic:Santa gets the heave ho, ho, ho

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  1. Gunslinger

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    *send gold coins to all those of misfortune, so I may sit here and be walked all over in peace*
     
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    Gunslinger now you are encouraging unhealthy desires for material possessions. Have you no shame!
     
  3. Raven

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    And I used to get real excited at the thought Santa was going to leave me lots of presents. And now its my kids that get that magical excitement of Christmas eve and as long as I live my home will always embrace that magical element Christmas eve holds. And it will be passed to my grand children and their children and so on.

    many people tend to forget that Christmas is really for the children and they should concead all these petty things and let them go.
     
  4. Sayso

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    I heard about this a couple of weeks back. What is the world coming to?!?

    What I want to know is - is there a white man in the black policeman's society and if not, isn't that being racist? If there is, then how can they call it the black policemans society?

    Sorry. Just another thing along similar lines that bugs me.
     
  5. Gunslinger

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    Not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. lessa

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    Raven. that is so well said.
    I will always celebrate christmas with children in mind.
    A man after my own heart.
     
  7. Raven

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    Hmmmm.

    The question is though why is there a need for the black policeman's society?
     
  8. Gunslinger

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    Ditto.
     
  9. Gunslinger

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    Not going to touch that one.
     
  10. Raven

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    No proberly best we stay clear of that.

    back on topic.
    I was amased last year when the American government wanted to change the name of the xmas tree to a Holiday tree.
     
  11. Gunslinger

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    Leave it to a politician. These are the same people who turned their backs on stopping illegal immigrants from coming into the country years ago because they wanted their votes. Now they have to deal with the problem they helped to create. And a big problem to boot.
     
  12. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    Don't worry, political correctness is one my list of things to ban, when I take over the world. Then normality will return!
     
  13. Gunslinger

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    Awesome!!!!
     
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    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    I'm also banning psychology, ignorance, and the phrase "your mum".
     
  15. Gunslinger

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    Works for me.
     
  16. Raven

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    Banzai have you been taking your meds lately.
     
  17. Gunslinger

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    Oh! Taking meds. This I didn't know.

    *just when you thought someone was normal, the whole meds story comes out*

    *batting a thousand today*
     
  18. Raven

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    Yes Banzai thinks he will one day rule the world. His Mom must have forgetten to give him his meds with breakfast.
     
  19. Gunslinger

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    Thanks for the heads up.

    Banzai take your meds, there for your own good.

    Personally, I like Banzai off the meds.
     
  20. lessa

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    don't we all.
     
  21. Raven

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    lol. But like Doctor Vicktor Doom he will never rule the world so don't crush his dreams encourage him to take his meds and help him have safer dreams.








    In the meantime I shall be making my move on the new global dictatorship.....
     
  22. Gunslinger

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    Safer dreams. Yes, yes, a must.

    Dream safely Banzai.
     
  23. Raven

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    Indeed he will.
     
  24. Eoz Eanj

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    Personally I think Santa saying 'ha ha ha' will freak children out more than anything.

    Can you imagine some beared old guy in a red suit ringing a bell down a street shouting 'HA HA HA MERRY CHRISTMAS!'
     
  25. Gunslinger

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    How about this,

    Child: Mom am I fat?

    Mother: No, why?

    Child: Am I ugly?

    Mother: No, why? What is bringing this on?

    Child: Santa was laughing at me.....Ha-Ha-Ha.
     

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