Hello, all. I would like to make a moment to humbly introduce myself to this lovely and quite interesting community. My name is Pauly Pen Feathers. I am an author of great renown over the entire world. In my lifetime I have written tremendous volumes of enormously entertaining and insightful literature which I willingly intend to share with you all. Please enjoy. I am writing this short introduction from my small summer mansion on the coast of Yarberry Straights where I live with my fourteen very beautiful wives (three of whom are still virgins) my cat Sidney, and my very best friend Larry the Lizard. Oh, and by the way, I am a hopeless, compulsive, habitual, chronic, and pathological liar. G’day.