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    Storytime

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by (Mark), Apr 14, 2008.

    At about 8 p.m. tonight, I decided it would be a good idea to go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a cup full of ice cream, with M&M's mixed in. It looks like this:

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    I left the restaurant just after they gave me my McFlurry, and since it was such a nice night outside, I decided that I should sit out and eat it. In between the McDonald's and my apartment complex, there is a massive hill covered in garbage and weeds. I found a place without any garbage and sat down in it.

    It took me about ten minutes to finish my McFlurry as I watched the traffic drive by. By all means, I was having an excellent night. It was warm and slightly breezy, but not the kind of wind that gets to you because it's so cold. It was quite pleasant.

    After I finished, I began walking towards a dumpster to throw away my empty McFlurry cup. The dumpster is situated next to our building in the parking lot. As I approach it, I see a Chevy Malibu come to a stop in the middle of the lot. It looked just like this:

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    Then, all four doors open. Four men get out of the car in the snap of an eye. One is holding two pistols, another has a shotgun, and I can't make out what kind of guns the other two have because of the darkness.

    Am I going to die? Am I going to get shot to death next to a dumpster by four gunmen coming out of a Chevy Malibu? Is that what all of this has lead up to?

    After the longest five seconds of my life, they run into the apartment building, and I hear a very familiar clicking noise.

    They only had BB guns. Then I remember that the people who live on the first floor love to shoot at each other with BB guns.

    It was still a frightening experience.



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    you know, I think I would have passed out.

    That would have been pretty damn terrifying at the time. I don't blame you for getting scared at all.
     
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    0_o I would have thought the worst too > <

    It's a normal human thing to think the worst *gives you hugs* you're braver then I am I would have ran away screaming LOL
     
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    I was very scared until I figured out that the guns weren't real. I mean, who the hell shows up to an apartment in rural Idaho with a ton of guns? It seems a little excessive to me.
     
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    so glad it turned out this way.
    when guns of any sort show up run the other way or hide where you cannot be seen.
    one of the fools could be a real idiot and have the real thing.
    guns are useful and fun but they are also deadly in the wrong hands.
    do delivery next time.

    luv and hugs
     
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    oow bless ya Mark. It aint nice having a gun pulled on ya, it has happened to me twice and both times I wet myself nearly.
     
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    Haha, that had to be an interesting experience. I definetley would have gotten scared also.
     
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    Wow... I think I would have been scared too. Was the mcflurry worth it? :D
     
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    It certainly was an interesting experience that I won't be forgetting about for a while... I suppose it'll make a pretty funny story to tell too.
     
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    Glad you are safe.
    Its a scary thing to get a real gun pointed at your face. Especially when the guy holding the gun is scary.
     
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    These guys were dressed like gangsters. I mean the whole nine yards, with baggy-as-all-hell clothing, fake baseball hats at an angle, everything. For those of you who don't know the difference between a fake New York Yankees hat and a real one, here it is:

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    Fake:

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    Don't worry ConMan........even mafia's become scared.......if it had been me I would have had an heart attack...!
     
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    People keep saying that it's okay to be scared.. I know it is. I was scared. I don't think that it some how compromises my masculinity to admit that....
     
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    there speaks a man.....
     
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    Actually, as I'm saddened to inform you, it does. As such, it is necessary that I completely confiscate your masculinity.
     
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    Seriously? Aw jeez.... Darnit. Try and come get it and see what happens.
     
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    Admittin' he's scare will make him a hero amongst girls and you confiscating his masculanity will make you the villian amongst the fair(or black) species.......you wouldn't like that would you Adamant?
     
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    Actually, I would be perfectly fine with that... your masculinity please.
     
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    Haha, come get it, friendo.
     
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    Oh, now you're not scared. Psh.
     
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    Don't mind him Raven........he's just *leans close to whisper* Jealous...lol
     
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    Why am I scared if I don't bring it to you? You're the one who wants it. Come get it... Or are you scared?
     
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    I'm standing right here... can't get much closer, man.
     
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    Ow you two are soooo childish. hmph.
     
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    But then......what did you expect Heath...?? they're guys..!!
     

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