the continuous 3 word story

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  1. Neha

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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily and angrily all
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man.
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively.
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been.
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. Making it seem
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. Making it seem as though he
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. Making it seem as though he
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. Making it seem as though he were not a man at all.
     
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    A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out the man's arch-nemesis', Limpy Three Legs. Laughing with glee when he saw the spiked trout, that his nemesis keeps in his musty sock drawer, the man tap-dances a Fossian number. Then commands his neighbor to play a pirate song, and started dancing a nice little square dance in the living room and trods over to the kitchen, opens a drawer and grabs a .5 mm shortgun, which had no bullets in it. So he decides to walk over to the fridge, to find his sledgehammer, but he trips and hurtles the shortgun at an aggravated wall. The wall retaliates peeing on him from a coathook. The man screams "Sweet nibblets alive!" Then suddenly there was a giant crash somewhere behind him and he turned but there was a wall and he smacked it in frustration. The wall crumbled and he was rewarded with a concussion, which had made it so impossible to think! One moment he thought he saw his lost love eating his toes, but he was kind of enjoying some smelly cheese and crackers. While he felt for his pencil torch, he remembered suddenly where he'd left the burning cigarette - in a hayrack. He could smell burning trout and the suicidal cigarette destroying its hiding-place. But he comforts his lost love by giving her the very biggest meatball submarine sandwich he could find. Only, it turns nasty with E Coli and causes her to spew mightily upon an ugly dog-headed fish man that howled loudly, and said to the lame man, "how dare you talk to me in such a way!" and slapped his bootie agressively. Dark green claws seemed to appear from his toes where his toenails should have been. Making it seem as though he were not a man at all. "How odd..." thought
     

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