The Evil "Wish" Game

you did but people have a differnet view of peace and soon you reak havoc among the world and every1 goes after you and they assasinate you...too bad for u.

I wish every1 was invincable

 

Granted.
But we have to take our anger out on our surroundings and end up obliterating the earth and having to choke in space for all eternity.

I wish that when I played Warhammer, the models were real people(miniture) and they fought the enemies like a real battle.

 

Granted. thus you recieved a very painful death because the dark eldar captured you, and took you to be severly tortured, and probed by their very crude device's yet they kept you alive for weeks while you begged continuously for a quick death. You were denied that option and the pain was so unbarealbe you spent the remaining days deprived of everything (food and water while they cut you open and took peices from you daily. until a new plaything was brought in and you were left to rot for another 2 weeks before you lost breath and painfully died.


I wish I was a God



~Raven.

 

granted and every1 goes to hell.

I wish i could fly.

 

Nice point. The president is on drugs...the world could do better without him anyday...but thats my opinion and I wouldn't like to be judged upon it...

 

Granted.
You fly into my house, where the Dark Eldar do what they did to me.


I wish the same wish as last time but that I could control the little bastards, so they wont kill me or anyone but other plastic models.

 

Granted. But soon, like all wars, the number of dead climb to massive proportions and you find you can no longer get out of your house.
You starve to death emeshed in a cacophony of plastic weapons.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

 

Granted. Now the Earth drastically spins out of control and has tsunami upon tsunami before we all perish from all the electrical storms and lack of gravity, because the cheese made moon just floats off somewhere into the very darkness of space.



I wish I lived In Paradise with lots of beautiful women where nothing can go wrong or hurt me and those women have it away with me daily.



~Raven.

 

Granted.
But you get HIV, the woman take it is a good thing so they dont have to play with you anymore.


I wish for warhammer to be cheaper.

 

You failed to grant the wish

Granted. But because it is much cheaper you sleep in on the day the prices are reduced and every single shop sells out completely yet because of the cheapness of the GW products they go out of bussiness meaning you don't get a single thing.



I wish I controlled Time.

 

Granted. But the effect only affects you and, after you decide to make time flow backwards, you disappear and are never seen again.


I wish I had an eye on the end of my index finger.

 

granted and u poke your eye out when touching some one.

I wish true love would have no faults and nothing could ever go wrong.

 

granted But you never fall in love and die lonely.


I wish I was indestructable.

 

granted, but you become evil and destroy the galaxy.

I wish I was an anime character from multiple animes.

 

Granted.
But then everyone decides anime is out of fashion and erases all memories of you.

I wish that I could find the courage to begin writing again.

(I did grant that wish Hulls Raven!)

 

Hows that a bad thing

Granted You find all the courage to start writing again. Trouble is everyone else thinks your writing is rubbish and all your published work gets burnt.

I wish people stopped starving in the world.








~Raven.

 

granted, but the world becomes over populated and we all die out

I wish that I have amazing abilities to do anything I want without restrictions or consequences.

 

Granted but we have world war III and we all die.

I wish the sky was grey all the time.

 

Ya'll are depressing me!

 

me too!!! ...i wish this game was over.

 

Its up to someone to spice it up or let it fall as an achive.




~Raven.

 

Wish Granted.
The whole of Writing Forums collapses and thats that.


I wish that I knew to lock this topic or not?

 

I suppose when you run out of an idea to wish and its loseing appeal all the more locking it seems to be an option.

 

hehehe

 

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