A bit of Sunday fun that I saw: The Holy Bible: the tl;dr version (too long, didn't read). GENESIS God: Alright, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that have fun. Adam & Eve: Okay. Satan: You should do the thing. Adam & Eve: Okay. God: What happened? Adam & Eve: We did the thing. God: Guys... THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things. People: We won't do the things. God: Good. People: We did the things. God: Guys... THE GOSPELS Jesus: I am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you. Don't do the things anymore. Healed People: Okay! Thank you! Some Other People: We've never seen him do the things, but he probably does the thing when nobody is looking. Jesus: I have never done the things. Some Other People: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things. Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Some Other People: Kill him anyway. Pilate: Okay. Jesus: Guys... PAUL'S LETTERS (AKA: A man who needs introducing to a good woman). People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things. People: Okay. PAUL'S LETTERS: PART II People: We did the things. Paul: Guys... REVELATION (AKA: The Mushroom Dream). John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people to do the things. In the meantime,stop doing the things.