Throws a lone shoe at Jack (recently i'm pissed about shoes, I had one stolen, ONE, who steals one shoe??)
*throws two asterixs (enclosed) and the order to use them in future when throwing things (also enclosed) (* * use them when throwing things to show that it's an action and not a comment, signed, Othman) *
Hm...okay, then I shall throw a counterclockwise spinning ice skater at you, robbing the earth of...um, angular momentum (or something similar)