Useless Facts

That's the point of the thing, not to know.

 

It's Easy Cheese, isn't it?

 

Pregnancy tests are generally 99.9% accurate. During my mothers pregnancy with me, she took two tests, both of which showed negative results. The odds of this happening are 1/1000 multiplied by 1/1000; one in a million. The down side? My mother didn't know she was pregnant with me until 6 months into the pregnancy... I assume she thought she was developing a beer belly.

Yes, I'm a 'drunk' baby. Also, yes, that is my excuse for any time that I fail anything I attempt to do.

 

No. But that is creative.

 

@big soft moose playing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, is not something I do in my spare time.

Ah this is a lot of fun. Eventually you guys will figure it out.

 

I think they already have. It's crocheting, right?

That's cool - I crocheted some lovely wine-bottle-cozies over the Xmas break - we can share patterns!

 

I think he collects earthworms and plants them guerrilla style in his neighbor's gardens. And they thank you for it, @Cave Troll.

 

Useless Fact : only about .04% of women are color blind as apposed to 8% of men.

 

I have a bin of earthworms in my basement that eat my compost - maybe I should start planting them in my neighbour's gardens so @Cave Troll and I can be friends...

 

I'm @Cave Troll's friend. Back off, @BayView. I'm about to get territorial up in this piece.

 

Uh... do you have WORMS? 'Cause that's what it takes to be his friend.

If you ain't got worms, you ain't got SHIT.

 

Don't you dare throw my lack of worms in my face. That's low @BayView, even for you.

 

Low, like... in the ground? Down where my WORMS are? Is that the kind of low you're talking about, Wormless?

 

Maybe you've been siphoning worms off the top of Cave Troll's stash. That's...egregious. I'm not sure he'd continue to be your friend after he finds out about your Nightcrawler-napping.

 

My worms are not Nightcrawler, they're Red Wigglers - the Cadillac of Worms.

(This is actually true, WKRP fans - Red Wigglers are real, and I have a bin of them in my basement. I WIN!)

 

So they have, like, fins? Cool.

 

What is the war of the worms?

When did I make mention to worms? There is a cheese that is served with live maggots.
Though maggots have usefulness in other ways.

 

Good, yup, that's a good cover. Keep it up. Don't mention the worms - deny the worms!

(Way to go, ol' buddy ol' pal!)

 

"Red Wigglers" sounds like the name of the host of a TV fishing show. "Hi, folks! This is Red Wigglers and today we're going after large-mouth bass."

Just thought I'd point that out.

 

I didn't name 'em, I just brag about 'em!

 

The reason Mr. Rogers never shows his forearms, is because the guy playing him was in the Navy and has tattoos.

 

Wish it was true, but it isn't.

Despite recurring rumors, he never served in the military.