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    Why am I so Awesome

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by J.P.Clyde, Jun 13, 2014.

    You know I really need to stop making threads. Inspired by the Why am I So Stupid thread, I made this thread called Why am I so Awesome.

    This is the thread where you write things that happened to you that are awesome.
     
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    lixAxil Self-Proclaimed Senator of the RPG subforum. Contributor

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    I guide blind people on the streets.... well had done it like three times, is not as if you find a blind unnacompanied on the street everyday, but you get my point.
     
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    I eat ice-cream almost everyday. Even in winter. And I'm fit. :cool:
    [​IMG] hehehe :p
     
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    Garball Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. Supporter Contributor

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    Well, for starters:
    I lift barbell plates. I eat T-bone steaks. I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. How much more of me can you take?
    I'm the reflection of perfection, the number one selection.
    I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour.
    I am the women's pet, the men's regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don't see is better yet.
    I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. There's nobody as beautiful or as powerful as me!
    I am the sensation of the nation. The number-one creation.


    * words by "Superstar" Billy Graham
     
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    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    I got Hep 'C' from the big B (Abdullah the Butcher), it was a blood match, not such a great catch?
     
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    I say to the ladies,
    I don't cause no pain,
    I'm deader than Hades,
    I'm the kitten swain,
    I'm quick like wind
    Small like air,
    I'm out before I'm in,
    like I'm not even there
    No need to play tired
    No time to get bored,
    Before you get mired,
    I've already scored,
    She swears we never met,
    That last December ,
    See? No regrets,
    They never remember!
     
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    A few days ago my dad drove a race car at a race track, as he was a student at a one-day-long driving school.

    It was cool for me, as I was the camera man. I was in the infield snapping pictures for him as he drove around the track a number of times.

    It was neat to see him drive. And by me being there I was able to take a lot of awesome pictures, which he appreciated.
     
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    If it were a crime to rhyme, the folks in this thread would be doing time.
     
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    I am awesome because I'm a red head.

    LOL
     
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    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    Here's a video for you to enjoy!

     
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    Very good, Lewdog.
     

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