Today's weird question is this: Why do we dance? In its higher, more sophisticated, derived forms, it can serve as an art form and a teller of stories. The dance I am speaking about is the natural, innate dance, which does not require taking classes or going to a special school. You know what I mean. When you're at the club and that song comes on that makes you say, "I love this song! Someone come dance with me! Please!"