Adult Humor

  1. The Junkie Revelation.

    The Junkie Revelation. Jimmy Crack Stems Jimmy Crack Stems was getting crack attacks during his banausic subway ride to uptown, he had to get himself off, he was going through the smoke shakes and he needed to rub one off to get through this monotonous ride, so just to feel a adrenaline rush from a self inflicted orgasm, he limped to the back of the subway car and started to precariously unbuckle his belt, Jimmy Crack Stems whipped it out and began to stroke it. Crack Stems was hunched down...
  2. Mr. Peter Panda the Bear Cat Gave Me Toxoplasmosis

    Mr. Peter Panda the Bear Cat Gave Me Toxoplasmosis Mr. Peter Panda Bear the Cat So I have a cat, the cats name is Mr. Peter Panda Bear the Cat he is a feral cat and has probably given me Toxoplasmosis. The Mr. Peter Panda Bear the Cat story starts with him being stuck about 60 feet up in a bulimic tree right outside of my window. Panda was crying like the little bitch, so I say that to give some audio perspective Mr. Peter Panda Bear the Cat likes to sex up my feetsies and cuddle at...
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