Reviews

  1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Reviewed

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Move like a butterfly, sting like a Chevy- Wait, I thought they went broke. Why are the spending millions on cars for a movie where the only people who will care Bumblebee is a Camaro are 8 years old? Yes. The advertising in the Transformers films are shameless, and pathetically misguided. But that's sort of funny in it's own way. Back to the review. I love Transformers. Being a mass media freak who has had his hand in almost all types of mass media...
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  2. Twilight the Film: The Art of Film: Beaten, Raped, and Pillaged!

    Okay I know, another Twilight post, but I'm not talking about the book. I'm talking about the movie. Yes I actually watched it (mostly so I can rant about it :p). Needless to say, I am awestruck. No, it's not that its a film adaptation or an adaptation of a book I hate. The thing I hate about this movie, is it's utter destruction of film as a medium and just how horrible the basic fundamentals of cinema have been torn apart by it. I'm really not sure what's worse: The film adaptation for...
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  3. Prince of Persia Review

    Prince of Persia Oh I've been looking forward to this one! I played Sands of Time and was blown away. It may have been one of the funnest platformers I've ever played. I love this series. I played the newest incarnation of this series on Christmas day right after getting it. In the new Prince of Persia you play, well you play some guy who's real name and back story are never given but hey he's mysterious. This time the newest incarnation of the Prince is a prince only in nickname. He's...
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  4. Call of Duty: World at War Review

    Call of Duty: World at War Yeah more call of duty :D. The award winning FPS series returns with a new WWII set offering of crazy firefight but not so epic of a feel. I was hoping the foray back to the war of the century would be a fantastic return to the series roots but sadly I feel a bit unsatisfied. World at War isn't a bad game. It's just that it's more of the same with a few steps back. This time the game has happily provided us with the thus far under implemented Pacific campaign,...
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  5. Gears of War 2 Reviewed

    Gears of War 2 Let me be frank. I hated Gears of War. Most over hyped game ever created if you ask me. I found nothing seemingly remarkable or endearing about the entire experience. The game was short, it was boring, and frankly it didn’t feel like humanity was on the brink of destruction in any way. Even its apparent crown, the chainsaw bayonet, was to me the most retarded weapon ever conceived in its utter uselessness. Don’t get me started on the multiplayer disaster that lacked even a...
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  6. Dead Space Reviewed

    Dead Space Let me start with this: Dead Space is the e = mc2 of survival horror games. For once we actually have a game with the horror label that is actually scary. Not the zombie head explosion festivals of Resident Evil or the awkward but hardly scary Silent Hill series. This game will scare you from start to finish with constant fear of something being around the next corner waiting to grab you and bite you to death. Play it in the dark if you like but don’t blame me when you’re in the...
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  7. My Top 25 Video Games (As of Now)

    The following is my personal list of the top 25 games of all time. I've been thinking of this for years constantly changing it as new games come out and bump older ones off the list but I might as well give out my list as it exists now (it hasn't changed for about a year now). The list is organized in order from 1-25, with the title, system, developer, and the year the game was released also listed afterwards. For some I will give a reason why I chose the games. 1. Legend of Zelda:...
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  8. Too Human Reviewed (XBox 360)

    I picked this little toy up over fall break and since I've been trying to force myself to do more reviewing of electronic media for awhile I decided to force myself. Too Human for the XBox 360 Reviewed This game, quite literally, is nearly as old as the mythology it presents. Having been conceptualized over a decade ago, it's taken three console generations, a lawsuit, and many tears to bring this game to us. Too Human is wacky sci-fi take on the classics of Norse Myth. We got gods, we...
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  9. Smokin' Aces Review

    I keep telling myself I should review movies and games since I spend so much time watching and playing them, most of the time mocking them. I figured I should just try it out and see how it goes. Smokin' Aces was the last film I saw, yesterday, so I'll start with that. Smokin' Aces Review What is there to say about Smokin' Aces? Hmmm. Well, its yet another movie that could have been very good, but just wasn't. In Smokin' Aces, a snitch named Buddy 'Aces' Israel has snitched on a...
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