Character exploration - Android and MC

  1. August 1, 2019

    Character exploration

    [08:14] CerebralEcstasy: Am not a mouthy piece of work.

    [08:22] Shaz (writergal): Stop bothering me and allow me to work.

    [08:24] CerebralEcstasy: stares at shaz

    [08:25] Shaz (writergal): Must you?! Really?

    [08:26] CerebralEcstasy: I am bored.

    [08:26] Shaz (writergal): Are you even capable of being bored? You're programmed to be useful. Go be useful.

    [08:27] CerebralEcstasy: You're the one who called me here. I was powering up in my quarters.

    [08:28] Shaz (writergal): Haven't you got a system to fix? Some swords to buy? You know I detest that white suit. Makes you look like a bloody stormtrooper.

    [08:28] CerebralEcstasy: *offended look* You know damn well I can hit anything I shoot at.

    [08:29] Shaz (writergal): Well I haven't seen you in the shooting range of late. Perhaps your systems need a recalibration.

    [08:30] CerebralEcstasy: My systems are fully functional. I do NOT require any messing about in my circuitry thank you very much.

    [08:31] Shaz (writergal): I see. Have you been working on that sarcasm logarithm? You still suck at it.

    [08:32] CerebralEcstasy: I'd rather live by dry wit. Sarcasm is the ale of the feeble minded.

    [08:32] Shaz (writergal): Seems you've had a cup or two then this morning eh Tinhead?

    [08:33] CerebralEcstasy: You're quite free with that word tinhead. You realize robots have rights too right?

    [08:33] Shaz (writergal): Yes, the right to be dismantled and used for spare parts.

    [08:33] CerebralEcstasy: Pfft.

    [08:34] Shaz (writergal): Now piss off and let me work.

    [08:34] CerebralEcstasy: I fail to see how urinating on or off is relevant.

    [08:35] Shaz (writergal): For God's sake Maya. Shut the hell up!

    [08:37] CerebralEcstasy: Ponders being quiet.

    [08:38] CerebralEcstasy: Is now a good time to ask about the existential meaning of life?

    [08:38] Shaz (writergal): I am going to SPACE YOU Maya. Out the airlock on Deck 8.

    [08:39] CerebralEcstasy: I probably wouldn't be bored then....

    [08:39] Shaz (writergal): Reaches for plasma rifle...

    [08:39] CerebralEcstasy: Now, now lets not be hasty. I think I saw something in the docking bay that needed my attention.

    [08:39] Shaz (writergal): very well, see to it then.

    [08:39] CerebralEcstasy: On my way Captain.

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