Title was taken from Graham's blog entry. Thanks Graham.
I was sitting in my favourite coffee shop this morning, reading an obituary of a famous person in the newspaper, and listening to Van Morrison plus snippets of a conversation between two people on the next table, a few years older than me. Retirees.
Well this is gonna make me look judgemental and hypocritically superior but here goes. One male talker and one female listener. Over lets say half an hour I caught bits and pieces of his recent trip to America. How he hired a car in Miami and did you know a certain percentage speak Spanish as their first language? He was slowing it down, trying to get every detail, step by step, "and then we did this"..."and then we did that"...……
I don't think the woman got a word in. Well only to acknowledge that she was indeed listening carefully. I was in awe of her patience and I wonder if she was really thrilled to hear such a long story in minute detail.
Do you tell someone in a conversation all the details of your recent trips? Now maybe I wouldn't mind if this guy put the trip in writing and say expressed himself here. Then the readers can take a break. But in spoken conversation, you potentially become a prisoner. A captive. Trapped in totalitarian hell with talkaholics. (I'm exaggerating for effect here.) I can remember this feeling and the demanding facial expression of the speaker, as if to say "there's more, I haven't finished yet.)
In conclusion., I have to admit to being the talkaholic often in conversations with my wife. I take her listening for granted. I become absorbed by my own thoughts. A classic narcissist who stops seeing who he is talking to. Still I can proudly boast that I don't bore people in conversations about my trips. maybe because I hardly travel any more. (insert ironic emoji)
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