'How to Write Erotica' and my mom

I was sitting on the couch with my mom watching 'Now You See Me', starring Mark Ruffalo , and surfing the web. I opened up Writingforums.org and moseyed on over to the forums tab. When I opened it I saw the thread 'writing erotica' so I did what any teenager would do. I opened it. I mean, wouldn't you? So I'm skimming the thread, trying to find the first post. And suddenly it his me. I'm reading about erotica. And my super strict mom is sitting so close that she's making my right side too hot. As Merrit makes Henley an offer for 'cheep, meaningless sex' I freeze. Slowly, as not to create suspicion I close the thread, getting rid of the evidence. I start to write this post.
Of course, the typing attracted her attention. I had only gotten to 'starring Mark Ruffalo' before she looked over and asked me what I was doing. There was the blog post's title in all it's glory. I mumbled something about AP Psych and closed the post so quickly she probably thought I was looking at porn or something.
Anyone else ever have something like this happen to them?