Ruthless

Hey man, yeah, like, sorry, y'know, I know I kinda fucked up there, but I'm all better now. I think that trip to the shop really helped me out, y'know, I'm not getting those creepy little fingers rubbing all over my face anymore.

Yeah, I know, it happened last week too, but I'm good now.

So, who's the new guy? Korean, idn't he? Ah, gift for the missus, right, I got it, she'll like him. So uh, hang on, yeah, I mean, I know that I was acting a little wonky back there, but, um, I don't seem to have a signal right now. Did you, um, change my settings or something? Cuz I'm like, all good now, y'know, no more issues.

Yeah, I remember the battery thing too, but that was like two years ago.

Um, yeah, the tablet had that motherboard thing too, but you can't blame that on...

Well, I mean, half-brothers, really.

Okay, yeah, brothers. But like, totally different, just because it says...

But dude, I'm like, all good now, just, well, maybe I forgot a couple things in the last few hours... How many gigs worth?

Wait, where's my memory card? What did you do? Did you put it in that fucking Korean? Dude, not cool, man, you know how they get! They're on the fucking no-fly list, fer fucksakes! Well, I mean, not the new guys, but you never can tell...

Hey, why you plugging me in? Are you copying my files for backup, or...

Did you just plug the new guy into the next port?

Awww mann, I mean, c'mon, we've been together for like, three years and shit. You take me everywhere, I've got a killer fucking camera, dude. Twenty point three megapixels, what's old Kim Jong Galaxy over there got? Thirteen! You hear me? Thirteen miserable measly megapix-

Are you listening to me? I'm all better now, I swear it, you can trust me, you've got a lot of Xperience with me, get it?

No, no man, don't do it. Just don't, please...?

Are you putting me in... ohmygod, are those the prepaids? Are you putting me in the box with the goddamn burners! Fuck you, man, just fuc-

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