The mutton chops were dazzling on the man, and set off ladies like an alarm clock. cell phone and chapstick
The bottle of perfume was about as pleasing to the nose as a greasy frying pan being wiped on ones tuxedo shirt. A pen and a credit card
Going to the hospital for a bad case of food poisoning, finding out you are going to die, getting a revolver, going up to the roof of the...
Might I suggest something? I personally find music to be an interesting thinking supplement. Groups like Iron Maiden, Metallica, sometimes the...
smoochstench The fear that if your dog develops thumbs, he will take over the world.
Didnt see the Michigan part...oops
The dictionary was like a phone. In the sense that the asylum inmates had lost phone privileges, and had resorted to the illusion that the...
attractadude (with class) attractadouche (without class) The irresistible urge to listen to a random combination of ska, punk, metal, and funk...
John is a Muslim. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE ANYONE.
...Nice... Katherine U.N. Owen (Stupid English book...Agatha Christe. i am to get a job soon, tho:D) Type of Cleanser+Favorite geometric shape
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