The sound reached deep into the cave where she saw the biggest stone ever to be placed on this pretty sapphire tiled floor. She saw it glisten in the sunken haze of quietus that was witnessed only by the bats that never were able to testify just how bright the striking beams were. With only a plastic shovel, she smashed bats then dug their pitiful little graves whilst lamenting that she had forgotten the revolting smell. The dull thud of lascivious squids pulsating with glorious phosphorescent juices echoed between her ears. She kneeled down and took a dump, and then savored the aroma. If only her slipper hadn't slipped, she might still be able to fall in love. But she was a big lesbian who really liked tiny butch girls collecting bunny turds for her mouth. Delicious bunny turds, fruitful, and musty, all a girl could ever dream of. She leapt onto the pile of rejected manuscripts and wiped her bloodied hands on her bare chest. "It was time ," she screamed, "that I take my
The sound reached deep into the cave where she saw the biggest stone ever to be placed on this pretty sapphire tiled floor. She saw it glisten in the sunken haze of quietus that was witnessed only by the bats that never were able to testify just how bright the striking beams were. With only a plastic shovel, she smashed bats then dug their pitiful little graves whilst lamenting that she had forgotten the revolting smell. The dull thud of lascivious squids pulsating with glorious phosphorescent juices echoed between her ears. She kneeled down and took a dump, and then savored the aroma. If only her slipper hadn't slipped, she might still be able to fall in love. But she was a big lesbian who really liked tiny butch girls collecting bunny turds for her mouth. Delicious bunny turds, fruitful, and musty, all a girl could ever dream of. She leapt onto the pile of rejected manuscripts and wiped her bloodied hands on her bare chest. "It was time ," she screamed, "that I take my aqua blue mazda and blow it to get rid of the aweful opprobrious smell." :|
The sound reached deep into the cave where she saw the biggest stone ever to be placed on this pretty sapphire tiled floor. She saw it glisten in the sunken haze of quietus that was witnessed only by the bats that never were able to testify just how bright the striking beams were. With only a plastic shovel, she smashed bats then dug their pitiful little graves whilst lamenting that she had forgotten the revolting smell. The dull thud of lascivious squids pulsating with glorious phosphorescent juices echoed between her ears. She kneeled down and took a dump, and then savored the aroma. If only her slipper hadn't slipped, she might still be able to fall in love. But she was a big lesbian who really liked tiny butch girls collecting bunny turds for her mouth. Delicious bunny turds, fruitful, and musty, all a girl could ever dream of. She leapt onto the pile of rejected manuscripts and wiped her bloodied hands on her bare chest. "It was time ," she screamed, "that I take my aqua blue mazda and blow it to get rid of the aweful opprobrious smell." :| Unfortunately, she was....
There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with the key
The sound reached deep into the cave where she saw the biggest stone ever to be placed on this pretty sapphire tiled floor. She saw it glisten in the sunken haze of quietus that was witnessed only by the bats that never were able to testify just how bright the striking beams were. With only a plastic shovel, she smashed bats then dug their pitiful little graves whilst lamenting that she had forgotten the revolting smell. The dull thud of lascivious squids pulsating with glorious phosphorescent juices echoed between her ears. She kneeled down and took a dump, and then savored the aroma. If only her slipper hadn't slipped, she might still be able to fall in love. But she was a big lesbian who really liked tiny butch girls collecting bunny turds for her mouth. Delicious bunny turds, fruitful, and musty, all a girl could ever dream of. She leapt onto the pile of rejected manuscripts and wiped her bloodied hands on her bare chest. "It was time ," she screamed, "that I take my aqua blue mazda and blow it to get rid of the aweful opprobrious smell." :| Unfortunately, she was unaware that she ----------- Do we really need the poop jokes? I would love to see if we could manage to put together a good story, rather than everyone just try to make the most ridiculous contributions possible.
The sound reached deep into the cave where she saw the biggest stone ever to be placed on this pretty sapphire tiled floor. She saw it glisten in the sunken haze of quietus that was witnessed only by the bats that never were able to testify just how bright the striking beams were. With only a plastic shovel, she smashed bats then dug their pitiful little graves whilst lamenting that she had forgotten the revolting smell. The dull thud of lascivious squids pulsating with glorious phosphorescent juices echoed between her ears. She kneeled down and took a dump, and then savored the aroma. If only her slipper hadn't slipped, she might still be able to fall in love. But she was a big lesbian who really liked tiny butch girls collecting bunny turds for her mouth. Delicious bunny turds, fruitful, and musty, all a girl could ever dream of. She leapt onto the pile of rejected manuscripts and wiped her bloodied hands on her bare chest. "It was time ," she screamed, "that I take my aqua blue mazda and blow it to get rid of the aweful opprobrious smell." :| Unfortunately, she was unaware that she was being followed by a rabbit with a shotgun.
The sound reached deep into the cave where she saw the biggest stone ever to be placed on this pretty sapphire tiled floor. She saw it glisten in the sunken haze of quietus that was witnessed only by the bats that never were able to testify just how bright the striking beams were. With only a plastic shovel, she smashed bats then dug their pitiful little graves whilst lamenting that she had forgotten the revolting smell. The dull thud of lascivious squids pulsating with glorious phosphorescent juices echoed between her ears. She kneeled down and took a dump, and then savored the aroma. If only her slipper hadn't slipped, she might still be able to fall in love. But she was a big lesbian who really liked tiny butch girls collecting bunny turds for her mouth. Delicious bunny turds, fruitful, and musty, all a girl could ever dream of. She leapt onto the pile of rejected manuscripts and wiped her bloodied hands on her bare chest. "It was time ," she screamed, "that I take my aqua blue mazda and blow it to get rid of the aweful opprobrious smell." :| Unfortunately, she was unaware that she was being followed by a rabbit with a shotgun and which tried to
he sound reached deep into the cave where she saw the biggest stone ever to be placed on this pretty sapphire tiled floor. She saw it glisten in the sunken haze of quietus that was witnessed only by the bats that never were able to testify just how bright the striking beams were. With only a plastic shovel, she smashed bats then dug their pitiful little graves whilst lamenting that she had forgotten the revolting smell. The dull thud of lascivious squids pulsating with glorious phosphorescent juices echoed between her ears. She kneeled down and took a dump, and then savored the aroma. If only her slipper hadn't slipped, she might still be able to fall in love. But she was a big lesbian who really liked tiny butch girls collecting bunny turds for her mouth. Delicious bunny turds, fruitful, and musty, all a girl could ever dream of. She leapt onto the pile of rejected manuscripts and wiped her bloodied hands on her bare chest. "It was time ," she screamed, "that I take my aqua blue mazda and blow it to get rid of the aweful opprobrious smell." :| Unfortunately, she was unaware that she was being followed by a rabbit with a shotgun. "I am Elbert! The Man Killer!
There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen sink.". I reached
There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen sink.". I reached toward the black
There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen sink.". I reached toward the black bag and I
Seems like we got a little off-track here...so time for a gritty reboot?(!) *ahem* "You there! Aren't
