3 word story!

Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by ArtWander, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. Lady Amalthea

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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member of the cult
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses
     
  4. Lady Amalthea

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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."
    Just then, the
     
  7. Lady Amalthea

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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."
    Just then, the ghost of Abraham
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."
    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.
    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."
    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard
     
  14. WhiteInk13

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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a watermelon :|
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a watermelon. Then I licked
     
  16. Michael Maddox-France

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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a watermelon. Then I licked the seeds from
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a watermelon. Then I licked the seeds from your chilli peppers
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a watermelon. Then I licked the seeds from your chilli peppers while spilunking in


    (I'm sorry if I misspelled 'spilunking,' I posted this from my nook; is this supposed to make any sense, btw?)
     
  19. Lady Amalthea

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    Dude, what happened to the story with the ghos of Abraham?!? Are you rewriting a story that had already been written on previous posts?
     
  20. Michael Maddox-France

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    Hey, I just took over where naomih808 left off.
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a watermelon. Then I licked the seeds from your chilli peppers while spilunking in the Carlsbad Cavern

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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a watermelon. Then I licked the seeds from your chilli peppers while spilunking in the Carlsbad Cavern". The turkey ballooned

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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce.
     

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