3 word story!

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  1. jottingsbyjim

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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese.
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks.
     
  5. Dagolas

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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs
     
  9. WordsOnPaper

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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide
     
  10. Allison Currie

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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!
    Then it happened,
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!
    Then it happened, I ate sushi!

    Cheers, Greg.
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!
    Then it happened, I ate sushi!

    Cheers, Greg.
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!
    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!
    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body.
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't
     
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    "You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky my left finger
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen, she died very
     

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