3 word story!

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  1. ProbablyInsane

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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana.
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled.

    "No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."

    Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"

    It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!

    Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!"
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen sink." I then
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen sink." I then realized that only
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that even my neighbour
     
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    Eliemme, I think you're meant to continue where the last writer left off...

    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh
     
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    Hi Erebh, this is what I did, I thought there were two stories open so I added three words to both of them, which may have created confusion. So I'll try agin!
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo
     

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