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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star." Why
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green.
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals.
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and
     

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