...And is greatly desirous to make your acquaintance! *extends digital arm for cyberhandshakes* The boy hiding behind the username CesiumLifeJacket is currently seventeen years of age and a junior in high school. He has hobbies besides creative writing, but neglects to list them because he understands that they have no impact on your life. He has (mostly enthusiastic) opinions regarding his discovery of this forum, but again neglects to explain them even though they are slightly more relevant to your life. The only things you really need to know about him are that he has little patience for tact, and can be a little bit pretentious when pretension strikes his fancy.