Ha. I just had to share this with someone: I'm writing a book on crime, 42,000 words so far. Anyway, I just ctrl+f searched the word "steal," and guess what? I haven't used it at all thus far. I'm not sure whether that's a word-choice accomplishment or a precursor to doom. Or maybe it's just really late right now and I'm finding completely mundane occurrences hilarious. Who knows?