(I thought to myself, "Of course my very first post on this site will start with "But I won't eat grubs." Due to both my recent interest in Haiku, and ever-impeccable timing. Ha.) But I won't eat Grubs, Say Hakuna Matata While In the badlands.
Although I enjoy your Haiku, each person is meant to start their Haiku, using the last line of the last one posted in this thread. (Person before you.) Just thought I'd let you know You can read it on the first page.