Milhouse2011 is not an established writer, nor is he a self published writer. In fact he's not even an aspiring writer. You could say that Milhouse2011 is a rare specimen known as the unwilling writer. Milhouse2011's life up to this point has been a domino chain of epic failures, bitter disappointments and mild defeats in various endeavours in his attempt to forge a life of success. Growing up, Milhouse2011 was noted for his talents in writing at school and among his family and peers. One could say that Milhouse2011 had his talent for writing encoded into his DNA. However, Milhouse2011 had other ideas in mind for his life and career. Because of this, Milhouse2011 came to the conclusion that God decided to make his life one disaster after another until he finally cracked and became either a writer or a priest. After careful consideration, Milhouse2011 decided that writing was the lesser of two evils as the priesthood meant no longer getting laid and a paycheck less than a 15 year old would earn at McDonalds. If Milhouse2011 was to gain anything from being an unwilling writer, it's the fact that he can vent his spleen on anything he feels like writing about and not care about having his intelligence insulted by "feedback". Ironically, it's when Milhouse2011 is in a dark place emotionally that writing becomes as simple as poetry. Any other time, Milhouse2011 sits at his computer PRAYING from something that looks like a comprehensible sentence to materialise on screen before he pokes his eyes out with a blunt pencil. Milhouse2011 believes that writing is neither a talent or the result of hard work. Writing, as defined by Milhouse2011, can be achieved by anyone with a writing apparatus and a basic command of the english language.