What are some of your absurd fantasies? Like I want to be a mutant and work for X men. I also want to be a jedi. I also want to be the apprentice of Gandalf and learn his magic. I want to go to Hogwarts and fight evil. I want a unicorn as well.
What's so absurd about wanting a unicorn? I have one hidden in my basement. I ride it at night when no one will see.
My absurd fantasy? Getting published? no...? Ah okay then, I've always wanted to be able to time travel. And fly. Not like with wings, just by levitating. I sometimes have dreams where I can simply think about flying and I take off, swooping up and down through the lands of my imagination. It's quite pleasant.
A Toronto Maple Leafs Stanley Cup victory in my lifetime. Both absurd and a fantasy. I'd settle for an Oakland Raiders Superbowl win, but that might be even less likely.
Haha awesome thread. Seconded on the luckdragon. What was its name again? I would love to me telepathic in all aspects. Empathic, telekinetic, read minds, etc etc. I would also love to visit space. Actually, that's not so absurd. If I knew I was dying and only had a certain time to live, I would convert all my resources to being able to make it to space. It holds a certain beauty for me!
I want to be able to do literally anything I want. Even change the laws of physics on a whim. Actually, more than that, I want to insert myself into my own story. That would be so AWESOME!
... my realistic life dreams are absurd enough! i want to be able to write beautifully. i want to work in federal law enforcement. i want to live on the islands (yes, plural). i want to learn how to fly a plane. i want to be multi-lingual. otherwise, i also wanna be one of the x-men time travel would be fun too.
My most absurd fantasy is to live through an apocalyptic event like a zombie invasion, plague, nuclear war, ect. No taxes, no work, just pure survival. It probably wouldn't be as cool as Fallout 3 or Night of the Living Dead, but I can hope.
I like to fantasize that I'm a rock star. I whip out the air guitar and scream like a wraith. It’s hilarious to watch.
I have a simple fantasy that's never going to come true. Town are 1-0 down to L**ds in the dying seconds of the FA Cup final and they bring me on for my debut. Inside a minute, I equalise, getting a glancing header on the cross into the area to direct it inside the far post, beyond the keeper. I then rattle the bar with a long-range free-kick. In the last minute, I'm loitering with intent just outside the box when a corner comes in. The L**ds defence can only get it up in the air, and precisely to where I'm standing. I strike one on the volley straight into the top corner, before running to celebrate with the jubilant masses of Town fans, leaping over the barriers to celebrate in the crowd while 45,000 L**ds fans simply stand aghast at what's happened. It's never going to happen, but I seem to dream about it a lot.
Falkor - I Falkor. Hmmm. As for my absurd fantasies... I'd just really like to be a ninja, and be able to do all the things they did in real life as well as the crazy stuff they did in all the old-school ninja movies, like backflip from the ground on to the roof of a building.
To have enough money to not have to work so I can just stay home and write and do art and stuff. To go work for Dog Town (even it means living in Utah) To have my own Dog Town so I can help rescue and rehabilitate doggies
