Here you can adopt other members, if you want. I've seen this work on other forums, hope it works here. If not, that sucks...
Oh death. Thats sounds a lot better then getting parents. *Walks up to forgotenmemory with puppy eyes* Daddy!
Yeah forgotenmemory is my daddy by force. Whoopy! What other fun things can I torture daddy with? *Evil smile.*
You can't leave that quickly daddy. Cause I'm a horror writer and I have many ways of catching you. *Disappears into the shadows and grabs forgotten* Its time for a little fun. *Puts forgotten on a bed of nails* Sleep well.
Yeah! Now I have a sister and a dad. Now we need a mom. I will find one. How do you like your bed of nails? Cause I'm dropping your blanket down. *Turns a lever and a blanket of nails comes down on forgotten* Stay warm daddy.
Dad who is going to be our mom. Do you like the blanket? I sharpened the nails for you. Just the way you like them.
I want the mansion and all the gifts daddy collected on his travels. *Brings forgotten up to make sure he is alive*
Nope he has a small tiny pulse. He's still alive. I wonder when he is going to wake up. I wonder if we are going to get punished for so caringly giving him a therapeutic bed.