Adoption Thread!

Too bad, it's really fun *stabs*

 

-viciously attacks-

That's what I do for fun.

 

Can I be the secret agent house-keeper at the mansion?

Sorry about that..... *walks off*

 

That would be, interesting.

Not for me to say though. I don't live at the mansion because no one's adopted me as their knight in shining armor.

 

I'd *love* to have a butler!! Unfortunately, my brother keeps the house so you'll have to ask him.

 

Hey Leaka, can I be the secret agent (who isn't really a secret agent) house-keeper?

I'm sure someone will adopt you as their knight in shining armor soon, Sir Ender.

 

Okay secret agent Charlie.

 

Woohoo!! Sir Ender you can be my pet dog.

 

I wanted to be a knight in shining armor!

Dogs smell xP

 

But you get to bite and growl at people!

 

Why does everyone think I enjoy being violent? O___o

I can't be a nice gentleman?

 

Only if you have psycho split-personality. j/k

 

Fine, I'll go be emo in some corner instead then. -sniffs-

 

All of you make horrible parents (perhaps with the exception of maia, who doesn't seem to be participating).

All my foster children are locked in the basement, fed a steady diet of headcheese and cabbage, and reminded daily that they are an insignificant blip on the cosmic timescale. Who wants to come to Aunt Mally's house?

Edit: Oh, you will also be forced to battle daily for the title of Alpha Child. Whoever stays conscious the longest gets an extra helping of cabbage.

 

I'm not a parent so I don't count?

 

I make a great evil child.
Cause torture is fun.

 

Torture might be fun for you >>.

 

Oh so you don't like it.
Pooh!

 

I just don't agree with it -shrug-

 

Pooh!
For a guy as his name for Sir Ender.
And a guy who has a dead guy as his avatar and a crying guy for his profile picture I would think you would be on for torture.

 

I don't like to torture, but I do, however, love to cause trouble and annoy the people I don't like! *smiles evilly*

 

The guy in my avatar is not dead. He is thinking about life while lying in the middle of a road.
And what does crying have to do with torture?
My name means more than what you think, Leaka.

 

And I was joking.
Pooh!
Your mean.
Hey you could have made the guy cry. Thats torture in itself.

 

I said I didn't agree with torture, I didn't say that it hasn't happened to people or that it still doesn't happen to us now.

 

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