I am trying to learn how to write hyperbole but I think I am doing it wrong. Could you tell me what I am doing wrong and steer me toward doing in right? Thanks. These are simple ones I did for exercises in a book. School is so dangerous these days that teachers need body guards. When compared to the agility of my friend George, most NBA stars are rigid. The sun is shining so brightly today that chipmunks are going blind. The New York Yankees are worse than little leaguers practicing on their first day. Law and Order is on the air so much that everyone knows how to kill and get away with it. The Beatles were so drunk that when people listen to their music, they get a buzz.