More like she needs to find a Sadist. Cocky or not, it would be far more entertaining, than her torturous writing style. Cereal who writes so many lines as if they were paragraphs? It gets really distracting, and annoying. I think she is just sharing her self insert fantasies that she will never have. Too bad it is more funny than sad. It is sad that people actually fell for the bullshit, cause the continuity makes no sense between the characters being related. Either that or their mom was a freaking busy slut with no condoms.