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More like she needs to find a Sadist.
Cocky or not, it would be far more entertaining,
than her torturous writing style.

Cereal who writes so many lines as if they were
paragraphs? It gets really distracting, and annoying.

I think she is just sharing her self insert fantasies
that she will never have. Too bad it is more funny
than sad.
It is sad that people actually fell for the bullshit,
cause the continuity makes no sense between
the characters being related. Either that or
their mom was a freaking busy slut with no condoms.

 

Oh my days, you lot have got me in stitches!

 

and then say, in a low rumble of thunder voice, "it's a stationary cupboard, stay still!"

 

[closes eyes] Brad Pitt...

[opens eyes] No. Doesn't work for me, sorry.

 

"Whoo the stationery closet! Be rough, I like paper cuts on my ass. And don't forget the lemon juice."

 

Maybe. But I do find it to be a literally disgusting description. That is interesting.

I do not find that to be an attractive behavior. Maybe that's just me though?

That sounds like some serious self esteem issues, I agree.

Off topic (sorry) but why does it seem like every time a writer (romance is what I'm referencing and I'm sure not all writers, yada yada) writes an overweight female they're always so goddamned grateful to have anyone paying attention to them at all? Also... he wasn't perfect. No one's perfect. He's way not fucking perfect if he's jerking off in front of strangers and answering the front door with his dick in his hand. No.

 

That made me laugh so hard. Brad Pitt would definitely not work for me. Of course, in that situation, I can't think of anyone who would.

 

Aw. How thoughtful. Anyone have a vomit bucket handy? Thought I saw one around here somewhere.

 

Maybe she just meant that it wasn't going to move and you're assuming she meant envelopes and paper?

 

Don't worry, next she'll claim that she's the one selling the stock photos. Multiple streams of income and such! All of it for her fans!

 

Well, I guess that depends on where his face is when he's doing it.

Okay... that was wrong. Sorry. Couldn't help it.

No, smirks don't (generally) get me all hot and bothered.

 

I feel that it would attract me to the nearest police station.

 

Womble?

 

[spits out water] Janitor's closet!!!

Yeah cause the smell of cleaning chemicals and dirt is just so damn hot(!)

I can think of so many places that would be preferable to a janitor's closet!

 

Well it is slightly classier than a stall in the bathroom...

 

AMEN!
My female mc is soooo not overweight!

 

depends who's smirking - and how ...

now if it was a certain someone, and he was in my bed, naked, three inches from me, and he smirked ... well lets just say the man in the boat would friggin drown!