Do any of you know of any good jokes about writers? I thought it might be fun for us to read a few. At least for those of us who enjoy some self-deprecation from time to time ... Here's the joke that sparked the idea for this thread: "What's the difference between a park bench and a writer? A park bench can support a family." - Hank Green (presumably not really, but that's who I heard it from first)
What does an author do with his losses? He writes them off! (Slaps knee, looks around nervously while continuing to laugh)
I honestly don't know any jokes about authors. I wish I could think of one. I feel like I'm in a joke right now! I think Bukowski has some good ones. There's one I love but I think it's about editors.
What's the differences between a writer and a thief? A thief is original. Okay, it's not so good but they only one I could think of.
How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he will change it, change it again, put the first lightbulb back, smash that f*cking lightbulb, then change it again. The critics will still hate it. Not really funny but meh, I tried.
