Yeah, but we dated before she married, I knew her has Paige Holder. She held a special place in my heart. Deep down I always thought she would be there, waiting for me to come back to her...
Yeah, but she was weird; kept that fish in a tank, and talked about it like it was her kid. I mean, Plaice Holder?
My friend was a car accident last week. I really just heard about it, it was some kind of drunk driving thing. It was horrible...he lost his left leg and his left arm, I think he was blinded in his left eye too. But it's ok he's all right now. Thoughts and prayers.
The US military has reportedly painted barcodes on all its ships, so when they arrive in port they can scandinavian.
Accusations against the President of immorality , corruption and dishonesty are just trumped up charges.
"We are the fresh food people." ( the slogan used by my favourite supermarket) every time i hear that i imagine some weird planet with aliens singing in chorus when i arrive there.
When at family reunions, Mark Archer's husband likes to say: "I'm not an Archer, but I am Mark's man.".
2 men walked into a bar. The third one ducked. A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you know you have a ship's wheel down your pants?" The pirate says "Yarr, it's driving me nuts!" 2 peanuts walked down the street. One was assaulted.
Two friends, who had just arrived in Hawaii, were debating whether or not the correct pronunciation is Hawaii or Hav’aii. They decide to ask a random passerby. “Hav’aii,” says the passerby. “Thank you very much, I’ve always wondered that,” says one of the friends, who had just been proven right. The stranger smiles and replies “You’re v’elcome.”
