Baker's Dozen

The game is simple. We start off with one theme and each poster adds to that list. (Copy and paste the list to your post so it's easier to keep track)

Whoever posts the thirteenth item picks a new theme and starts the next list.

One entry per poster during each list please.

Theme: Excuses You've Used to Get out of Reading Your Friend/Relative's Poetry

1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
4: You know, I've been working on this Unified Theory thingamajig, but as soon as I solve that little puzzle I'll get right to it!
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
4: You know, I've been working on this Unified Theory thingamajig, but as soon as I solve that little puzzle I'll get right to it!
5: What's the premise?
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
4: You know, I've been working on this Unified Theory thingamajig, but as soon as I solve that little puzzle I'll get right to it!
5: What's the premise?
6:Sorry I deleted the email you sent me by mistake.
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
4: You know, I've been working on this Unified Theory thingamajig, but as soon as I solve that little puzzle I'll get right to it!
5: What's the premise?
6:Sorry I deleted the email you sent me by mistake.
7: My computer got a virus and I can't log in.
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
4: You know, I've been working on this Unified Theory thingamajig, but as soon as I solve that little puzzle I'll get right to it!
5: What's the premise?
6:Sorry I deleted the email you sent me by mistake.
7: My computer got a virus and I can't log in.
8: Wow, that's very long. Who are you again?
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
4: You know, I've been working on this Unified Theory thingamajig, but as soon as I solve that little puzzle I'll get right to it!
5: What's the premise?
6:Sorry I deleted the email you sent me by mistake.
7: My computer got a virus and I can't log in.
8: Wow, that's very long. Who are you again?
9: Ook ook ook.
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
4: You know, I've been working on this Unified Theory thingamajig, but as soon as I solve that little puzzle I'll get right to it!
5: What's the premise?
6:Sorry I deleted the email you sent me by mistake.
7: My computer got a virus and I can't log in.
8: Wow, that's very long. Who are you again?
9: Ook ook ook.
10: Sorry, my guild has been working 24/7 trying to defeat Ragnaros in WoW.
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1: Sorry, I just realized I forgot to read.
2: I've been really busy, but I'll definitely read it soon and tell you what I think.
3: Sorry, my battery is dead, you'll have to send it to me later.
4: You know, I've been working on this Unified Theory thingamajig, but as soon as I solve that little puzzle I'll get right to it!
5: What's the premise?
6:Sorry I deleted the email you sent me by mistake.
7: My computer got a virus and I can't log in.
8: Wow, that's very long. Who are you again?
9: Ook ook ook.
10: Sorry, my guild has been working 24/7 trying to defeat Ragnaros in WoW.
11: You know how I'm legally blind, right? Well, my glasses went missing...
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