Granted. . . . You see your sons and grandkids NOW but the teleportation used to bring them to you NOW has rearranged their atoms and caused them to be hideously deformed. I wish I could find the droids I was looking for.
Granted! You found the droids you're looking for. The Death Star was only a ruse. Now the Empire can start "Operation: Rick Roll": they will bombard the Rebels with constant rick rolling until they surrender. I wish I was a superhero (with a good/cool superpower, not something useless)
Your wish is granted, but your power comes from the life source of others, and so kill dozens of people whenever using it. I wish I could draw well.
Granted! You can draw well, but you changed your hands with the devil. Now your hands are red, they have nasty-looking claws and they're fiery hot, so you'll destroy any paper you'll touch. But, hey, you can can draw well, did I mention that? I wish I had my own gym (well-equipped!) at my house where I could train my muscles.
Granted, but muscles are now extremely out of fashion, and the gym gathers dust. I wish I could read faster.
Granted! Now you can read faster, but only when you have had enough alcohol. You can read more, but you can't remember anything about it. I wish I would win in a lottery (at least 10 million Euros) and I wouldn't need to pay any taxes.
Congratulations! You win the lottery, but die immediately, therefore eliminating the need to pay any taxes, as there happens to be no inheritance tax where you are. I wish I never had to sleep with no negative side effects for my own health or the health of others.
Granted! You don't need to sleep anymore, but... what POSITIVE should I say? Okay, let's try it. From now on, you'll have to live in a cold and drafty igloo. That of course causes you health problems and expensive hospital visits. I wish I was could fly a chopper and play ACDC's War Machine (along other cool rock songs).
Granted! For a full 30 seconds, you are able to fly a chopper and play ACDC's War Machine, among other cool rock songs. Of course, at the end of said 30 seconds, the chopper explodes with the force of a kiloton of TNT from some strange device on board. I wish I had all the powers of Superman, but with no weaknesses at all, including any side effects that would be detrimental to me.
Granted! you have all the powers of Superman with no weakness. The problem is that you are unaware of your strength and so you end up destroying chairs, cars, accidently mealting people etc... at least until you can get used to it. I wish it was beer thirty.
All national clocks change to accept your new time, and the whole world goes to chaos because no one can keep track of this mysterious new time-telling system revolving around drunkenness. I wish I could always be warm: never too cold, never too hot.
Granted. Now you will never be too hot, nor too warm, but you have absolutely no feeling in your body and experience no sensations. I wish for one loophole-free wish
Granted. The wish for one loophole free wish was your loophole free wish. The resultant paradox causes the universe to implode. I wish to live happily ever after with no catches.
granted, but the ability to capitalise letters is lost to the mists of time. i wish to have a good night's sleep.
Granted, but you can only hear the most unpleasant thoughts possible, and have no way of blocking them out. I wish I had a singing voice as good as Queen's.
The serial killers team up to destroy the world to celebrate THEIR Merry Christmas after everybody else is done. I wish that I could finish the book I'm writing.
You finish the book, but it becomes nationally known as one of the worst books written in history. I wish for a tamed pet hippopotamus.
You receive a tamed pet hippo...but you're suddenly questioned by you local zoo of why their hippo is in your yard. You're now facing your jail sentence for large "animal-napping". I wish there were nomore ignorance in the world.
(don't we all lol) Done. Now the world is full of arrogant know-it-alls, and people still can' get along. I people weren't so greedy (now that we're in that realm).
Done! However, many become very envious, as without focusing on their own greed, they realize how badly off compared to others they can be. I wish I could fly at 300 kilometers per hour, without any negative health effects from such.
Granted! However, due to the advanced technology required to make this happen, you now find yourself stuck in a circling dull tunnel inside an underground lab, fastened in a never-ending loop. They can not remove you. Your survival is ensured through an advanced life-support system and you will have no negative health effects. You will live in this loop until you die of old age. World Peace! ☮
Granted, and the world prospers until they realize how tremendous their overpopulation problem is... I want a cure for cancer to be discovered and to be commonly distributed among sufferers.
