Ben Affleck's full frontal in "Gone Girl" is photoshopped

Now that I have your attention, perhaps you'd also consider voting in the short story contest. The link is in my sig.

But just so you don't feel cheated, it's not really full frontal as is being claimed on E!. It's a side view in the dark. And I do think someone photoshopped in his penis because in the film it's too dark to actually see much, and in the enhanced images going around on Google, while it's possibly the real thing, I think it's a tad too long for a dangler.

I'm going to let people Google the images if they are interested, to keep this thread more family friendly than not.

 

Why did that work on me?! Voting now.

 

This is by far the craftiest troll 'cause it looks like it could be a real topic, dammit.

I am slightly SHOCKED and APPALLED, though, and am going to write a blog post about the media misrepresenting danglers.

 

snagged your third person

 

It is a real topic. It just had a dual purpose.

Who do you suppose we should blame, someone who wanted to make the dark shadowing image more lusty, or Ben and/or his agent who wanted to up his man cred?

 

Here's one of the images that was at least enhanced if not outright doctored:

Spoiler: Naked man, image not safe for work

I'm guessing this is closer to what people saw in the movie:

Spoiler: Less but still NSFW

Hard to say if the length is the same in the images since they are slightly different frames.

 

I was joking, not criticizing you. And I'm not gonna write any blog post.

 

This reminds me of @Wreybies "hah, I got your attention!"-threads.

 

I was joking back.

For the record, I never felt criticized.

 

Yes, I learned from the best.