Quote the best description you ever heard or read. If it long use a spoiler tag. The best one I ever heard was a friend describing a online acquaintance: "Oh. You recognize him if you see him. He looks like a cross between Wolverine and a meat ball." I recognized him the second I spotted him.
Hi, From Hitchikers Guide, describing the Vogon destructor fleet, - they hovered there in exactly the same way that bricks don't. Cheers.
"He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one. But still, he was my identical twin." -Colin Mochrie Colin Mochrie about Ryan Stiles on Whose Line. Not really a good description of him, but I still think it's genius.