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    Best one liners... GO!!!!

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bluefire, Jun 18, 2020.

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    Make em funny people!!!
     
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    Dangerous Liaisons (1988)

    Madame de Volanges - "You remember my daughter, Cécile?"

    Vicomte de Valmont - "Well, indeed, but who could have foretold she would flower so gracefully?"
     
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    Ooooooooh that's so sweet!!!
     
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    Miss Congeniality

    Judge William Shatner: 'Describe your ideal date'.

    Miss Rhode Island:'April 26th. Not too hot, not too cold. You can wear a light jacket.'
     
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    Iain Aschendale Potatoes again? Supporter Contributor

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    From the same movie (and I struggle to find an authoritative cite, so the wording may be slightly off):

    "She now performs quite naturally services one would hesitate to request of a professional."
     
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    Any chance you ever caught the rather less well-known version called Valmont (1989)? The Vicomte de Valmont is played by Colin Firth. A rather gentler, more lighthearted engagement of the story.
     
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    Roddy Piper in They Live 1988:

    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

    (also Duke Nukem)
     
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