I should've noted that my last Hebrew class was in 1999. I could probably differentiate between the ladies' room and the bomb shelter in Jerusalem but translating the story of Noah from English into Hebrew? Not a chance. I wanted to learn Aramaic and Greek. Alas, only so many hours in a day.
All right...How the heck did @The Dapper Hooligan get video of me dancing in my Red Room??? *Closes blinds* Also, @matwoolf to answer a question you had somewhere in there...I come from a super-religious family of the why-use-secular-poetry-when-you-can-bend-a-bible-verse-to-fit variety. I heard that particular quote in many family members' wedding ceremonies, context be damned.Being of heathen ilk now, reading the its true context was enlightening. (Puns intended.)
