If you don't know who Billy Mays is, he;s that loud-mouthed pitchman on too many commercials, who looks like a greasier Al Borland (you know, Tim's sidekick on Tool Time in Home Improvement), but with a voice designed to make your ears bleed. His voice isn't funny-annoying, like Gibertt Godfrey. Itis just teeth-grindinly loud, with a pitch JUST enough above midrange to induce the fingernails-on-a-blackboard itch in your brain, where you just want to scream "Shut UP!" at the TV. Yes, Billy Mays must die. Preferably in an echo chamber, blasted with a nonstop recording of his own razor-wire voice.
I quite like the sound of fingernails on a chalk board though... even more so, roofing nails on a chalk board!
I have endured far worse... one of my mothers friends voices is that bad that it actually makes my teeth hurt when I hear her talking. So glad she never visits anymore!
You guys are just proving his point! You may hate him, but that just guarantees that you'll remember him and the products he sells! That's why they use him! You're playing right into his hands!
The Devil himself: And Torana - I refuse to buy any product I hear him screaming at me. I remember him, all right. But I boycott their products for their obvious poor judgment in using that clown.
He's a cyborg. He went to high school with The Terminator, and used to get bullied by him all the time.
