A portion of my story concerns a fictional cat. He wants to kill a caged canary. How does he reach the lofty cage, extract the bird, and kill it? I don’t want it to be a totally conventional tooth and claw job. Something a bit unconventional and humorous would be nice. It doesn’t even have to be a plausible scenario. It needn’t too closely reflect the laws of physics, or the actual abilities of cats. I have an idea for a scenario, but it’s a bit dull. Mice are no problem, but birds are tricky… I was curious if anyone has some funny / curious suggestions – or at least a method of coming up with some more bird killing ideas myself…The brain has ceased. Thanks.