Books we will never read

"The Art of War"-by Sun Tsu with a forward by Donald Rumsfeld.

"Aerodynamics in Telecommunications"-by Russell Crowe

"A guide to Giants Stadium"- by Jimmy Hoffa

"My Baby's Momma"-by Kevin Federline

 

"The Rhyme of the Crippled Girl who gets Attacked by a Lion and Dies." - by Dr. Suess

 

That's a classic!! I'd read that!

 

"Just Quit, you miserable failure"-by Zig Ziglar

 

ha.

"A brief history of forever." - Stephen Hawking.

 

"How to pick up chicks"-Stephan Hawking

"Acting"-by William Shatner

"The Trouble with Tribbles in my Anus"-George Takei

 

Basic Mannerisms - Nancy Grace

 

Caged Contemplations by Paris Hilton

 

I know what you did last summer - Will Ferrel

 

The Whole Truth - O. J. Simpson

 

The Whole Truth Part II- Really, this time - OJ Simpson

 

Charity: A How To Guide - Oprah

Teaching Basic Scientific Concepts to Your 3rd Grader easily and effectively - Stephen Hawking

 

BROKE my BACK on a MOUNTAIN - George W. Bush

Helping Children - Micheal Jackson

How to get away with fraud - Enron Corp.

 

How to Write Poorly - SnipSnap [sorry, I had to ]

Harry Smokes Potter - jk rowling

The End of the Wheel of Time: The Sequel - Robert Jordan

 

"Actually, I made up everything in the Da Vinci code" by Dan Brown

 

Jamie Olivers cook books

 

Living Under the Radar - Britney Spears

 

Christian Divinity by Paris Hilton

 

anything with complete sentences and no pictures by Paris Hilton...

 

The Great Escape by Paris Hilton

 

Grace and Respectability - Paris Hilton

 

How I survived Camp David by Gordon Brown

I am the last of the timelords by Tony Blair

I am the walrus by George W. Bush

A Guide to tact and diplomacy by Boris Johnson

How to utterly disgrace yourself by the Engand Cricket/Rugby/Football teams

 

Survival Tactics - The Donner Party

 

ROFL@adamament

 

The dangers of open top cars by John F. Kennedy

(Apologies for bad taste...)