Bragging

Okay, this is a game I like to play when I really want a laugh, or when I want to work on my bragging skills. Haha. So, what you've go to do, is "top" what the person who has posted before you has said. For example: Player A could say, "Yesterday, I saw a daisy crying." Then Player B could say, "Well I saw a dandeline comforting that daisy." You see how ridiculous it can be?? Let's just have fun with it

 

I can dance on water

 

I can dance on water and play the bagpipes at the same time.

 

I taught you how to play the bagpipes

 

I taught you how to play the lute, which is a far more superior instrument.

 

I knew how to play the piano before you taught me the lute

 

Who gave music to humanity? Me, of course!

 

I gave fire to humanity. Zeus got really pissed off though.

 

I told humanity that water puts out the fire

 

I introduced Hydrogen to oxygen. Get me.

 

I created the two gases so you could introduce them

 

I gave you Beano when you were having your gas problem.

 

I released my gas problem on you. :redface:

 

Yeah, but it was pretty awesome of me that I didn’t rat you out to all those other people who were on that elevator. After all, you were on your way to a job interview, and it wouldn’t have seemed professional

 

Yeah...too bad I beat you out of the job.

 

Heck, I knew you needed that position as subordinate janitor, so I spent the whole interview digging food out of my teeth. That’s me, the nice guy

 

My giving heart felt sorry for you when you asked me if I would pay you under the table as a floor sweeper. That's why I gave you a brand new push broom along with the "ultra deluxe dental care gift basket".

 

who was it that got the bong out of your hand and got you out of the door to get the job in the first place? It was me.

 

Well I built the door(way). Without me, you'd spend a lot of time walking into walls.

 

I gave you the hammer, the nails, and the pep talk to get you motivated enough to build a doorway

 

I picked on you relentlessly when you were a child, which inspired you to go into motivational speaking. you're welcome...

 

I was the doctor who saved your life when you were a baby. You in turn inspired someone to be a motivational speaker, who in turn motivated a terrorist to change his ways. This terrorist was going to release a virus which would wipe out the earth's population. So really, the world was saved because I saved one small little baby. No need to thank me.

 

I was the one who GAVE the virus to the terrorist, thus ensuring your fate. Without me being so villainous, you saving me as a baby only to later thwart my evil ploy would not have made you a hero. You'd just be someone who let a baby die... So you're welcome.

 

When I saw that you were sick as a baby, I used my omniscient abilities to choose the doctor who would save your life, and snatched you and flew you there because I can fly. I punched through the hospital wall, threw you into the doctor's arms just in time, payed for the rebuilding of the hosiptal , donated an extra 1 million dollars to that hospital and every starving country in Africa, and still had time to do 100 push ups and circumnavigate the globe twice before sunset.

 

It took you two days to circumnavigate the globe?

I can circle the galaxy in ten seconds... and, I found the doctor on another planet that grants him immortality. I teleported him there instantly. The teleportation process caused Africa to break in half, but I sewed it back together so fast, nobody noticed the breakage.